The waves stroked the sandy beach gently beneath a calm, mildly windy afternoon. The sun smiled at the holiday-goers and the sunbathers were rewarded with a healthy tan and beautiful glow. Laughter…that’s what you can hear from the beach. The sound of lapping waves soothes, calms and invited slumber. Ssssshhhh……Ssssshhhhh….Ssssshhhh…..
But in a split second, everything starts to fall apart. You’re sinking in black angry waves! A curtain of dark clouds has been drawn over the sky and flashes of fury lit the nightly sky. You’re struggling for breath….gasping and gulping in salty sea water. As darkness envelopes you, you salvage every breath that you manage to draw into your oxygen-hungry lungs! But you know the clock is ticking and you’re sinking. Sinking…..
The waves push you up momentarily and you gratefully accepts and appreciates the help but gravity pulls you back down and once again, you’re sinking. Sinking….you struggle….yet you continue sink helplessly and hopelessly into the unforgiving waves of water.
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OK, enough already. I am sinking lah!! Today’s been MAD. M.A.D. C.R.A.Z.Y.L.O.O.N.E.Y!! Why is it that I never have enough time wan? It’s just pure madness. I need a holiday. I want to go Korea. Heck, I’ll settle for Langkawi. Kanasai, I’ll settle for Port Dickson.
Struggle…..sinking.
WA AI SIOW LIAO!!!! (I am going crazy!)
UPDATE
Instead, I dragged Jared to Atria where there’s a BIG Bookstore Sale. Better than nothing lah.
Hahaha,hehehe,hahaha,,alamak choked on salt water again! Funny crazy story you got there..enjoyed reading and fantasizing about my holiday too..at least i know i’m not the only “siau chabor” who dreams to go to Korea in the future!!! ( to look for Rain or Hyun Bin )who else ar??
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Hot Mama??? Since when you start commenting here wan lah!!!! Wah!!! Yes lah, like the other day we talk about it lor….really can go bananas, you know! Ivy, why not we go Korea together. Two siao char bor (crazy women) together should have quite a lot of fun hor?
I know how you feel cuz….I have been feeling like this the whole of 207. The holiday in Bangkok and Pattaya to ease the pressure…my pending Penang ( aug ) and Langkawi ( sept ) will definately bring the bar down…
My suggestion to you is:
tryto take some time off…Pulau Lang Tengah would be a nice and soothing place. The owner of the resort is a good personal friend of mine…you want his number?
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I think I will do that this school hols. Cannot take the grind liao wor.
Oi, beh sai see!! You sure know how to put someone in suspense. I also nearly dieded in my suspender reading the first three paragraphs thinking you had a brush with death.
Well, good to hear that you are sinking in books with Jared at the bookstore and not sinking in water!
Wah, cousin there giving you hint where to go. Maybe he will also pay for your relaxation time.
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Jamie got no prob lah….LOADS of cash, man. Can or not, Cuz!!!???? can lah, can lah…..
Hee hee hee….so, actually, my fiction writing not so bad lah, rite? I lost touch with how to write fiction and then suddenly whack only, I thot…..aisay, man. not to bad man you. and post it.
ooops….i thought you had a bad dream lar…
Have an ice-cream!
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It WAS a bad dream!!!
Aiyo.. so poor thing. Come, auntie kat share some homemade ice cream with you…
Wanna stow away in my luggage??
Tell you what, when I come back next year for hols, we go to P.Lang Tgh… without the kids, of course. That will also give me some time to get in shape for a bikini….
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Let me slim down first then only can fit in your luggage. hee hee hee…..
Judy: marsha is swimming in deeper moolah than me woh…I recommend and she belanja me la…sui boh? kekeke
me? moolah???? come on lah, dont joke lah. ha. ha. ha. ha
kat: can I come along, can I, can I? pleeeease…..
me first, bro! you where can fit in lah…..
me can fit in DHL Jumbo box…hehhe
Anyway, I will normally stopover at Dubai on my way to Sudan…have a group of whacko Emirates Stewardess friends there. kat, can I drop by your place whenever I am there? give u the chance to make me some 99 pastry..hehehe
Jamie… sure, drop me a line when you are in that part of the world! Your luggage big enough for marhsa or not??
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I am slimming down alreadt!! DON’T PRESSURE ME!!!!